X- You have to be perfect to be a policeman.
Daddy - Do you?
X- Yes, you have to be very hamsome.
Daddy - Then you'll both be ok then, wont you?
X - Uha!
Xander walked out at 1am and said, in a doppy, dreamlike whisper:
"Mummy, I have to tell you something. It was just a dream. Marshall bit me on the toe"
As I carried him to the toilet I said, "That's a funny dream isn't it? Marshall wouldn't do that"
He replied, "No, I'm his brother and he loves me. It was just a dream."
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Looking forward to hearing some of these nuggets live....
"X- Yes, you have to be very hamsome."
Out of the mouths of babes. That so could only have come from a kid from your loins, dickie!
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